Archives for November 2008

Lion Knock

From Boris, age 8, Plano, Texas.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?

Lionel eat me if you don’t open this door!

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From Britt, age 8, Oregon City, Oregon

Why did the horse cross the road?

To see his neigh-bors!

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From Daintydoo, age 8, Minnesota

What did the farmer say when the kid asked if milking a cow was easy?

The farmer replied “Sure, any jerk can do it”!

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From Sharika, age 8, Texas, USA

Why did the boy jump up on the cow ?

Because he wanted to be a cowboy !

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From J-rod, age 8, Idaho

Why did the football players get hot?

Because the fans left!

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From Adele, age 13, Northern Ireland

What do you call a woman who has one leg bigger than the other leg

I Lean!

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