Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Archives for November 2008
Lionel eat me if you don’t open this door!
Horsey Neighbor
Why did the horse cross the road?
To see his neigh-bors!
Any Jerk
What did the farmer say when the kid asked if milking a cow was easy?
The farmer replied “Sure, any jerk can do it”!
Cowboy
Why did the boy jump up on the cow ?
Because he wanted to be a cowboy !
Hot Football Players
Why did the football players get hot?
Because the fans left!
Eileen
What do you call a woman who has one leg bigger than the other leg
I Lean!
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