What is a penguin’s favorite drink?
(Water Bottle)
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Janel, age 12, United States
What is a penguin’s favorite drink?
From Tink, age 10
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
From Lady Grace, age 9, Auckland, New Zealand
Did you fly in from Oklahoma?
From Matt, a reader, Pullman, Washington
What do you call a hamster with a top hat?
From Jambo, age 12, Plymouth, England
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
From Joey, age 13, Parker, Colorado, USA
Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain?
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