What does the sheep say when it needs a bath?
Archives for November 2008
I need a baaaaath!
Cowdillac
What do you get when you cross a cow with a car?
A cow-dillac!
Billionaire
What’s the richest kind of air?
A billionaire!
Bone Appetit
What did the skeleton say before he ate?
Bone appetit!
Turtle Shell
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Chili Dog
Why did the dog move from the sunny part of the yard to the shade?
Because he was a hot dog and he wanted to be a chili dog!