Archives for February 2012

Cinderella Sports

From Emma, 8 years old, Mountain Lakes,New Jersey

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball!

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From Tisha, 9 years old, UK

What would you get when you cross a spider with a computer?

the web!

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From Noddy, 13 years old, England

Your mum’s so fat that …

when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!

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From Heidi N, 12 years old, USA, NC

Why did the bowling alley need to be quiet?

So it could hear a pin drop!

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From Ian, 9 years old, Canada

How did the man get to the sandwich shop?

He used the subway!

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From Cassandra. H, 11 years old, Illinois,Newton

Why did the orange stop rolling

It ran out of juice.

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