What is black and white with red all over?
A sunburnt penguin!
Archives for February 2012
Horse Talk
When does a horse talk?
Whinney wants to!
Winnie Didn’t Eat
Why didn’t Winnie-the-Pooh finish his dinner?
Because he was stuffed
Up Not Down
What goes up and never goes down?
Your age!
Lion Food
Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they can not cook!
Sit Down Mama
Yo mama so fat…
When she sat down everyone shouted EARTHQUAKE!
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