Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur ?

A Din-o-snore!
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What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a bomb?

Dino-mite!
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
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Kid one: What’s new?
Kid two: Oh nothing I just caught a dinosaur!
Kid three: But they are gone!
Kid 2: So?
Kid 3 and 1: Not possible!

Kid 2: Sic em’ Rex! (A T-Rex appears and chases them!)
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What are dinosaurs called when they sleep?

Dinosnore!
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