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What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a bomb?

Dino-mite!
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
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What are dinosaurs called when they sleep?

Dinosnore!
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What do you call a dinosaur that is good with words?

A thesaurus!
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What do you call a dinasour egg that is over 20,000 years old ?

Eggstinct!
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