Dinosaur Jokes

From Corban Santi, 11 years old, Las Vegas , Nevada

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur ?

A Din-o-snore!

Rating: +4 (from 10 votes)

From Ryan, 9 years old, Flushing, Michigan

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a bomb?

Dino-mite!

Rating: +13 (from 23 votes)

From Kelly, 13 years old, CT

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saur-us.

Rating: +10 (from 56 votes)

From Shira, 10 years old, Canada

Kid one: What’s new?
Kid two: Oh nothing I just caught a dinosaur!
Kid three: But they are gone!
Kid 2: So?
Kid 3 and 1: Not possible!

Kid 2: Sic em’ Rex! (A T-Rex appears and chases them!)

Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

From Leah, 9 years old, Paris, France

What are dinosaurs called when they sleep?

Dinosnore!

Rating: +15 (from 27 votes)

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