Why was the dinosaur scared to go back to the library?
Dinosaur Jokes
His books were 6 million years late!
What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in it’s ears?
Anything you want. It can’t hear you!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet!
What are dinosaurs called when they sleep?
Dinosnore!
What do you get when you sit in a diner too long?
Diner-sores! (Get it…Dinosaurs)
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you.
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