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Dinosaur Jokes

From Chuchu, 7 years old, USA

What did the dinosaur say to the other?

Do you think he “saurus”?
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From Jordan Christopher Sheeley, 9 years old, Opelika Alabama

Do you know why you cannot hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because the p is silent!
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From Corban Santi, 11 years old, Las Vegas , Nevada

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur ?

A Din-o-snore!
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From Ryan, 9 years old, Flushing, Michigan

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a bomb?

Dino-mite!
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From Kelly, 13 years old, CT

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
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From Shira, 10 years old, Canada

Kid one: What’s new?
Kid two: Oh nothing I just caught a dinosaur!
Kid three: But they are gone!
Kid 2: So?
Kid 3 and 1: Not possible!

Kid 2: Sic em’ Rex! (A T-Rex appears and chases them!)
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