Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex that was in a car accident?

A tyrannosaurs wreck!
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What dinosaurs make the best policemen?

Triceracops!
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl?

Because, the “p” is silent!
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent!
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What did dinosaurs pay their check with?

Tyrannosaurs checks!
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How did the one dinosaur ask the other dinosaur what he wanted to drink?

Tea, Rex?
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