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What are dinosaurs called when they sleep?

Dinosnore!
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What do you call a dinosaur that is good with words?

A thesaurus!
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What do you call a dinasour egg that is over 20,000 years old ?

Eggstinct!
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What do you call a dinosaur you run away from?

A do-you-think-he-saur-us?
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What do get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Jurassic pork!
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