Dinosaur Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl?

Because, the “p” is silent!
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent!
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What did dinosaurs pay their check with?

Tyrannosaurs checks!
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How did the one dinosaur ask the other dinosaur what he wanted to drink?

Tea, Rex?
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What did the dinosaur say to the other?

Do you think he “saurus”?
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Do you know why you cannot hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because the p is silent!
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