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Prehistoric Sleep

From Hannah, 11 years old, California

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

Dinosnores!
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Dinosaur Fell

From Kiki, 16 years old, Barbados

What did the dinosaur say when he fell down?

He said he had a dino -sore!
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Animal at the Diner

From Sarah U., 8 years old, Utah

What kind of animal goes to a diner?

A dinersaur!
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What Do You Think

From Lottie, age 8, England

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Do you think he saur us?
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Dino Crossing

From Jon Junior, age 12, Dallas, Texas

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn’t been created yet!
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Rating: -4 (from 90 votes)

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