Dog Jokes

From Baby Doll, 10 years old, KS

Where do you put dogs when you go shopping?

In the barking lot!

Rating: +2 (from 10 votes)

From Mr. Nick Hotdog, 10 years old, Alabama

What do you call a dog with no legs?

You can call him whatever you want but he still won’t come!

Rating: +2 (from 18 votes)

From Alta, a grownup, Sacramento CA

You know how dogs and turkeys are alike?

They both gobble!

Rating: -1 (from 15 votes)

From Emma Hickey, 9 years old, Sudbury/Ontario

What do dogs and trees have in common?

Bark!

Rating: +11 (from 19 votes)

From Gman, 3 years old, LA Califonia

What does a dog do to a steak?

He’ll goblet!

Rating: 0 (from 12 votes)