Dog Jokes

From Jasper Vinen, 7 years old, Australia

What do you call a dog near the fire?

A hotdog!

Rating: +1 (from 3 votes)

From Kristi, a parent, Oklahoma

What kind of dog tells time?

A watch dog!

Rating: +3 (from 5 votes)

From Paul Babaylan, 9 years old, Texas

Where do dogs park their cars?

The barking lot!

Rating: +4 (from 6 votes)

From Beck, 12 years old, Spartanburg, SC

What’s a dog’s least favorite type of fabric?

Fleece! (fleas)

Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)

From Cameron Ayesa, 9 years old, Perth

What is a dog’s favourite TV show?

Dr Whooooooo!

Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)