Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read!
A dog walks into a cats-only club. The cats begin to chase her and all of the cats are male. Then one of the cats crosses out “cats only” and adds the dog’s name – why?
Because the dog was so cute they all fell in love so they were trying to ask her out on a date!
What did the dog say to the tree?
Nothing, they both barked!
What did the family say when their dog went missing?