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Dog to Crow

From Finn & Jake, 10 years old

A dog walks up to a crow and asks, “Hey Crow, do you do any online stuff?” And you know what the crow says?

“I don’t tweet!”
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Rating: +5 (from 11 votes)

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Dog Shopping

From Monica D.S., 11 years old, Albuquerque

Where Do Dogs Hate To Shop?

The Flea Market!
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Rating: +28 (from 82 votes)

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Spoiled Dog

From Sr, 13 years old, Canada

What do you call a dog that’s spoiled ?

A bratweiler!,
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Rating: -19 (from 47 votes)

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Dogs and Trees

From Megster, 11 years old, IL

Why do dogs like trees so much ?

They’re attracted to the bark.
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Rating: +27 (from 57 votes)

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Really Hot Dog

From Aspen, 11 years old, USA UTAH

What does a hot dog say when it gets really hot?

My BUNS ARE BURNING MY BUNS ARE BURNING!
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Rating: +26 (from 64 votes)

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