Dog Jokes

From Kristi, a parent, Oklahoma

What kind of dog tells time?

A watch dog!

Rating: +2 (from 4 votes)

From Paul Babaylan, 9 years old, Texas

Where do dogs park their cars?

The barking lot!

Rating: +4 (from 6 votes)

From Beck, 12 years old, Spartanburg, SC

What’s a dog’s least favorite type of fabric?

Fleece! (fleas)

Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)

From Cameron Ayesa, 9 years old, Perth

What is a dog’s favourite TV show?

Dr Whooooooo!

Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)

From Johnathan Ford, 3 years old,

What do you get when you cross a dog and and a phone?

A golden receiver!

Rating: +9 (from 11 votes)