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From OC, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.

Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read!
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From NONE OF YOUR BIZWAKXS!, 10 years old, NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!

A dog walks into a cats-only club. The cats begin to chase her and all of the cats are male. Then one of the cats crosses out “cats only” and adds the dog’s name – why?

Because the dog was so cute they all fell in love so they were trying to ask her out on a date!
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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What did the dog say to the tree?

Nothing, they both barked!
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From Madi Holmes, 10 years old, Nixon, Texas

What dog has horns?????

A BULLDOG!
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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What did the family say when their dog went missing?

Dog-gone it!!!
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