Dog Jokes

Why did the dog bite the tree?

Because the tree was all bark and no bite.
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Boy: Where did you get that dog?

Girl: At the Lost and Hound!
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Outside a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.

Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read!
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What did the Dalmatian say after its meal?

That hit the spot!
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What’s the only kind of dog that doesn’t have a tail?

A hot dog!
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What do you call a dog near the fire?

A hotdog!
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