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From Melissa, 8 years old, Hurst, Texas

What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?

A trombone!
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From Henry Pieqi Ding, 9 years old, California,USA

Can you eat a sweaty dog?

Yes, it’s a HOT dog!
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From Savannah, 8 years old, Kimberly, AL

What did the dog say to the cat?

Catch ya later.
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From Kelly, 13 years old, CT

What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver!
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From OC, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.

Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read!
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