Dog Jokes

From El Blake, 10 years old, Manhattan

Outside a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.

Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read!

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From Wellslee, 10 years old, Nova Scotia

What did the Dalmatian say after its meal?

That hit the spot!

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From Juliana , 9 years old, United States

What’s the only kind of dog that doesn’t have a tail?

A hot dog!

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From Jasper Vinen, 7 years old, Australia

What do you call a dog near the fire?

A hotdog!

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From Kristi, a parent, Oklahoma

What kind of dog tells time?

A watch dog!

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