Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog near the fire?

A hotdog!
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What kind of dog tells time?

A watch dog!
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Where do dogs park their cars?

The barking lot!
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What’s a dog’s least favorite type of fabric?

Fleece! (fleas)
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What is a dog’s favourite TV show?

Dr Whooooooo!
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