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What do you call a doughnut mixed with a dog?

A bagel! [beagle]
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What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?

A trombone!
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Can you eat a sweaty dog?

Yes, it’s a HOT dog!
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What did the dog say to the cat?

Catch ya later.
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What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver!
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