Frog Jokes

What kind of frog can jump higher than a building?

Any. A building cant jump!
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What happened when the frog parked in the no parking zone?

He got toad!
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What is a frog’s favorite soda?

Croak A Cola!
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What happen to the man who ate a frog?

He was hoppy!
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What do you call a happy frog?

Hoppy!
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What did the robot frog say?

Reboot, Reboot, Reboot!
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