Frog Jokes

What do you call a happy frog?

Hoppy!
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What did the robot frog say?

Reboot, Reboot, Reboot!
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What is a frog’s favorite drink?

Croaka-Cola!
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What do frogs order at McDonalds?

A hoppy meal!
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What did the frog say to the goat?

I’m very hoppy to meet you!
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