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What is a frog’s favorite drink?

Croaka-Cola!
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What do frogs order at McDonalds?

A hoppy meal!
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What did the frog say to the goat?

I’m very hoppy to meet you!
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What is a frog’s favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola!
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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

They have the same middle name!!!!!!!
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