Frog Jokes

From Aarnav, 9 years old, India

What do you say when 10 frogs are one above other?

It’s the leaning tower of frogs!

Rating: 0 (from 12 votes)

From Stephanie, 12 years old, United States

What is a frog’s favorite food?

Ribbbbb-eye!

Rating: -3 (from 11 votes)

From Sophie Sawyer, 9 years old, UK

What did the frog order from McDonalds?

French Flies and Diet Croak!

Rating: +4 (from 6 votes)

From Ava, 10 years old, Fort Collins, CO, USA

What did the frog say when he returned his library books?

Read it ! Read it ! Read it !

Rating: +1 (from 19 votes)

From Michelle, 14 years old, Paris

What did the toad say when he had to ride the bus?

I have to ride the bus because my car got toad.

Rating: +6 (from 20 votes)