Hamster Jokes

Where do hamsters come from?

HAMSTERDAM!
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You grow a hamster inside a bottle. Soon it gets stuck . How do you get it out? Try not to break the bottle.

Break the bottle. (It said try not to, not don’t break the bottle).
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Why did the pirate cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop!
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Where are hamsters from?

Hamsterdam!
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Why was the apple so lonely?

Because the banana split!
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