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One Handed Pirate

From Livi, age 11, England

Why did the pirate cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop!
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Hamsterdam

From Kiersten, age 9, Texas

Where are hamsters from?

Hamsterdam!
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Rating: +4 (from 84 votes)

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Banana Split

From Abbie, age 11, Monrovia, California

Why was the apple so lonely?

Because the banana split!
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Rating: +1 (from 107 votes)

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Launch for You

From Molly, age 9, Wales

What does a spaceman have for lunch?

Launch!
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Rating: -71 (from 219 votes)

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Abrahamster

From Matt, a reader, Pullman, Washington

What do you call a hamster with a top hat?

Abrahamster Lincoln
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Rating: -109 (from 475 votes)

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