From Gio, 9 years old, Chicago, Illinois
You grow a hamster inside a bottle. Soon it gets stuck . How do you get it out? Try not to break the bottle.
Break the bottle. (It said try not to, not don’t break the bottle).
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From Livi, age 11, England
Why did the pirate cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop!
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From Kiersten, age 9, Texas
Where are hamsters from?
Hamsterdam!
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From Abbie, age 11, Monrovia, California
Why was the apple so lonely?
Because the banana split!
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From Molly, age 9, Wales
What does a spaceman have for lunch?
Launch!
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