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On the hottest day of the summer, a man and a giraffe walked into a bookstore. The giraffe gets dehydrated and passes out. The manager approaches the man and says “Whats that lyin’ on the floor”

That’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe!
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What is an 8 letter word but it has 1 letter only?

An envelope!
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What did the snake say to the noisy children at the library?

SSSSSSSS!
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Here’s another interesting book title: “Race To The Outhouse” by these authors:

Will E. Makit and Betty Wont !
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There were two hamburgers; they were having a race. One hamburger was in front and another in back: what did the hamburger in front say to the other hamburger in the back?

Come on, ketchup!
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