How do you get a book to like you?
This is a book I really recommend. It’s called “How to Keep Your Bathroom Clean”.
Why did the sea gull fly into the library?
What did the page say to the cover?
A man enters a library and walks up to the librarian at the desk and says loudly, “I’d like a cheeseburger with fries, hold the ketchup!”.
The librarian replies in whispered tones, “But sir, this is a library!”.
What is the tallest building in the world?