You are here: Home » Monkey

Monkey Jokes

What do monkeys sing around Christmas time?

Jungle Bells!
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: +20 (from 42 votes)

What do monkeys sing at Christmas time?

Jungle Bells
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: +2 (from 24 votes)

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers!
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: +13 (from 53 votes)


What key do you use to open a banana?

A Mon – key!
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: +14 (from 26 votes)

What can a 500 pound gorilla do?

Whatever he wants!
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: -7 (from 31 votes)