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Ape Open

From Marc, a parent, Ontario

How do you open an ape?

With a mon-key!!!
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Sleepy Ape

From Shazza, 6 years old, London, England.

Where does a baby ape sleep?

In an apricot!
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Banana Key

From Sophie, age 9, New Jersey

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!
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Rating: +38 (from 358 votes)

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Invisible Banana Smell

From heidi, age 11, rock creek ohio

What’s invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey fart!
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Big Gorilla

From Shiza, age 10, India

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers!
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Rating: -1 (from 105 votes)

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