Monkey Jokes

From Zion S, 9 years old, California

What do monkeys sing around Christmas time?

Jungle Bells!

Rating: +11 (from 27 votes)

From Caroline, 11 years old, Illinois

What do monkeys sing at Christmas time?

Jungle Bells

Rating: +2 (from 18 votes)

From Allie, 13 years old, New York City

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers!

Rating: +4 (from 30 votes)

From Janine, 10 years old, London, England

What key do you use to open a banana?

A Mon – key!

Rating: +15 (from 23 votes)

From Cora, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

What can a 500 pound gorilla do?

Whatever he wants!

Rating: -6 (from 28 votes)