Monkey Jokes

What do monkeys sing around Christmas time?

Jungle Bells!
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas time?

Jungle Bells
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Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers!
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What key do you use to open a banana?

A Mon – key!
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What can a 500 pound gorilla do?

Whatever he wants!
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