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Ape Open

How do you open an ape?

With a mon-key!!!
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Sleepy Ape

Where does a baby ape sleep?

In an apricot!
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Banana Key

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!
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Invisible Banana Smell

What’s invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey fart!
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Big Gorilla

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers!
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