What has 50 heads and 50 tails?

50 pennies!
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What does the pink panther say when he steps on an ant?

“Dead ant, dead ant ,dead ant, dead ant!”
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What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?

A box of quackers!
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Did you hear the one about the skunk?

It really stank!
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Why do Tigers have stripes?

So they don’t get spotted!
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