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Why did the squirrel run away from the other squirrel?

Because the other squirrel was a nutcase!
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What kinds of animals can jump higher than a house?

All kinds, houses can’t jump!
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What kind of a key can’t open a door?

A Donkey!
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Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?

Because they are full of antibodies!
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Why did the giraffe cross the road?

Because the elephant and chicken were absent!
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