Why did the fish stay home?
Animal Jokes
Because he didn’t have a school!
Wat do you call something that has wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a duck?
You get woken up by the quack of dawn!
What do you say when a hungry wolf is nearby?
RUN!
WHAT DID THE FISH SAY WHEN HE RAN INTO THE WALL?
DAM!
What does a sheep do when it’s got no cell phone signal?
Uses the lamb-line!
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