What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!
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What do you get when you cross a bush and a pig?

A hedgehog!
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What did the panda do at the diner?

If a panda goes to a diner, then he will eat, shoot and leave.
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What do you call a puppy sitting on a rabbit?

A dog on a bun!
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Which is the oldest animal in the world and why is it old?

Zebra, because it’s still black and white!
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