Two guys were camping in the forest. One guy was named Tom and the other one was named Pete. All of a sudden a bear started chasing after them. Tom and Pete climbed a nearby tree, but the bear started knocking the tree. “This tree won’t stay up for long.” said Tom. He saw Pete tying his shoelaces like he was about to run. “Pete! You could never outrun that bear!” Said Tom. “I don’t have to outrun the bear.” Pete said

“I just have to outrun you!”
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What do you call a dentist who works on alligator’s teeth?

Crazy!
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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Their feet smell!
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What happened when Mickey Mouse fell in the tub?

He came out squeaky clean.
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What do bears walk in?

Bear feet!
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Who went in the tiger’s lair and came out alive?

The tiger!
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