More Animal Jokes

From Ben, age 8, Massachusetts

What do you get when you cross a shark with ice?

Frostbite!

Rating: -27 (from 111 votes)

From Gemary, age 9, Phillipnes, Manila

Anong hayop ang galit sa kanyang tatay?

Tiger!

Rating: -73 (from 95 votes)

From JB, age 9, Baltimore, MD

Why was the skeleton scared to ride the roller coaster?

Because he didn’t have the ‘guts’ to do it!

Rating: +25 (from 75 votes)

From Karen, age 13, NY, USA

Why did Tigger look into the toilet?

He was looking for poo! (Winnie the Pooh)

Rating: +27 (from 65 votes)

From Tencho, age 9, Nepal

What is green and hangs on trees?

Giraffe snot!

Rating: -24 (from 38 votes)