What weighs 2000 pounds and says “hic, hic, hic”?

A hiccupotamus
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WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A SHEEP WITH A KANGAROO ?

A WOOLLY JUMPER!
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What kind of pets do teachers at beauty schools like?

…Hares!
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a snake

A jump rope!
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Why did the ram run off the cliff edge?

He didn’t see the ewe-turn!!!
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How do sheep get clean?

They take a baa-aa-aa-th!
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