From Alexander B, age 11, London, England
A bear walks into a bar and says:
“I’ll take a beer…………….. and some peanuts.”
The bartender replies:
“OK, but why the BIG PAWS?”
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From Jada N., age 8, United States
Why do leopards hate hide and seek ?
They always get spotted!
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What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards!
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From Lois, age 11, United States
Where is a shark’s favorite place to sleep?
A water bed!
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From Jessica, age 10, Olathe, Kansas
Why was the little horse unhappy?
Because every time he asked for something his mother would say “Neigh!”
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