How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose!
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Where does a sheep keep his money?

In the baaaaank!
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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?

A Minnie van!
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How can you stop a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose shut.
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Why don’t they take tests at the zoo ?

Because there are too many cheetahs!
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Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?

Beacause they are stuffed!
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