What do you get when you cross a rooster with a duck?
Animal Jokes
You get woken up by the quack of dawn!
What do you say when a hungry wolf is nearby?
RUN!
WHAT DID THE FISH SAY WHEN HE RAN INTO THE WALL?
DAM!
What does a sheep do when it’s got no cell phone signal?
Uses the lamb-line!
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
You take away his credit card!
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan!
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