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From Taylor Rose, age 10, Big Island of Hawaii

How do you get a one-armed dufus out of a tree ?

From Thomas, age 10, Ipswich, England

What did the traffic light say to the car?

From Chris, age 13, America

There is Chinese guy, a Japanese guy and an American guy, and they are stuck on top of a mountain and they will be pushed off and probably die. but the mountain is magic and whatever they say when they get pushed off the mountain, they turn into. So the Chinese guy gets pushed off the mountain and he says "Hawk!", so he turns into a hawk and flies away. So the Japanese guy gets pushed off and says "Eagle!" and flies away. The American guy gets pushed off and says

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