What did the tie say to the hat?
“You go on a head, and I’ll just hang around.”
What Did? Jokes
What did the cat call the mouse on roller skates?
Meals on wheels!
What did the turkey say to the Teddy Bear?
What does your stuffing taste like?
April showers bring may flowers but what did may flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What did the person at the front of the queue for dinner say to the person at the back of the queue for dinner?
“If you want the mustard, you’ve got to ketchup!”
What did Phineas say to Ferb when they broke a vase?
Ferb, I know what we are going to “glue” today!
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