Three guys are out hunting.
The first guy goes out and comes back with a rabbit. “How did you get that?” the other guys ask. “I followed the rabbit tracks” he answers.
The second guy goes out and comes back with a turkey. “How did you get that?” the other guys ask. “I followed the turkey tracks” He answers.
The third guy goes out and comes back all bloody and torn up. “What happened?” the other guys ask.
“I followed the train tracks.”
rofl