There’s a pink woman who lives in a circle house with a pink clock and a pink bed and a pink TV and a pink floor, everything’s pink. One day her husband is gone – someone took him. Her friend said she was at the movies, it was a Sunday. Her mailman was off shift, but her maid said she was vacuuming the corners of the circle house. Who’s the thief?
The maid
If you don’t get it: it’s a circle house, no corners, how could she clean corners?
This joke would be enhanced by leaving not repeating the word “circle” as in the “the maid was vacuumning the corners of the house.” The “circle” house has already been mentioned. Good riddle though.