A blonde walked into a hair salon and said to the hair cutter “Whatever you do, do not take out the earplugs.” The barber said “Ok” with a shrug. Later on the blonde fell asleep and the barber was done so he decided to take out the earphones and the blonde dropped dead three minutes later, so the barber decided to listen to what the recording said and it said….
“Breathe in, breathe out”
That’s not funny because that’s an actual disease and it means you don’t remember to breathe so quit with these bad jokes already!!!