Blondes on the Bus

From Kellie, 12 years old, Dallas,Texas

On a double decker bus, half the riders were blonde and half were brunettes. All the brunettes sat on the bottom level, and all the blondes sat on top. Suddenly the brunettes hear lots of screaming from up above. One of the brunettes goes to check it out.

When the brunette gets up there one of the blondes explains, “We’re scared because you have a driver and we don’t!”