Alphabet Jokes

From Roger, age 11, United States

Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?

INCORRECTLY!

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From Maddi, age 9, Camarillio, California

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

19. Beacause E.T went home on a U.F.O and the F.B.I went after him.

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From Tutorsena, a teacher, Colombia

What is the Biggest Ant?

The L-F-Ant 😉

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From Luca, age 11, Coventry England

What five letter word can you take the first letter the last letter and the middle letter you are still left with the same word?

empty(MT) take off the E Y and P look what your left with

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From Emily, age 10, Illinois

Imagine you’re in a tall building with no doors, windows, elevators or vent shafts. How do you get out?

Stop imagining!

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From Kira, age 7, Utah

What two letters does your stocking look like on Christmas afternoon?

m.t.!

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