Alphabet Jokes

From Luca, age 11, Coventry England

What five letter word can you take the first letter the last letter and the middle letter you are still left with the same word?

empty(MT) take off the E Y and P look what your left with

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From Emily, age 10, Illinois

Imagine you’re in a tall building with no doors, windows, elevators or vent shafts. How do you get out?

Stop imagining!

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From Kira, age 7, Utah

What two letters does your stocking look like on Christmas afternoon?

m.t.!

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From a Reader

WHEN DO YOU HAVE A PENNY ALL YOUR LIFE ?

When it’s your name!

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From Andrew, age 8, Los Angeles

How can you make seven even?

Take out the letter s!

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From Adele, age 13, Northern Ireland

What do you call a woman who has one leg bigger than the other leg

I Lean!

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