Alphabet Jokes

From Andrew, age 8, Los Angeles

How can you make seven even?

Take out the letter s!

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From Adele, age 13, Northern Ireland

What do you call a woman who has one leg bigger than the other leg

I Lean!

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From Mbayoh, age 15, Liberia

What is the beginning of everything?

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From Samantha, age 9, USA

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the w!

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From Stephan , age 9, Hong Kong

There are 26 letters in the alphabet right? Well how many letters are there if E.T moves out?

21 (because he took a U.F.O)!

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From Samantha, age 9, Tennessee

Teacher: Joe, can you spell alphabet?
Joe: Of course!
Teacher: Than spell it!

Joe: I-T.

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