Alphabet Jokes

From Kira, age 7, Utah

What two letters does your stocking look like on Christmas afternoon?

m.t.!

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From a Reader

WHEN DO YOU HAVE A PENNY ALL YOUR LIFE ?

When it’s your name!

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From Andrew, age 8, Los Angeles

How can you make seven even?

Take out the letter s!

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From Adele, age 13, Northern Ireland

What do you call a woman who has one leg bigger than the other leg

I Lean!

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From Mbayoh, age 15, Liberia

What is the beginning of everything?

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From Samantha, age 9, USA

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the w!

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