Teacher: Joe, can you spell alphabet?
Joe: Of course!
Teacher: Than spell it!
Joe: I-T.
Alphabet Jokes
Alacadabra, Alacadabra:how do you spell that?
T-H-A-T!
What was WAS before it was WAS?
IS!
Can a shoe box?
No, but a tin can!
My friend walked into the room. I asked why her nose was so red and puffy. She said, “I stopped to smell a brose,” and I said, “There’s not a “b” in rose.”
She said, “There was in that one!”
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
11 ( count them :t h e a l p h a b e t)
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