Alphabet Jokes

There are 26 letters in the alphabet right? Well how many letters are there if E.T moves out?

Teacher: Joe, can you spell alphabet?
Joe: Of course!
Teacher: Than spell it!

Alacadabra, Alacadabra:how do you spell that?

What was WAS before it was WAS?

My friend walked into the room. I asked why her nose was so red and puffy. She said, “I stopped to smell a brose,” and I said, “There’s not a “b” in rose.”