Alphabet Jokes

From Mikhail Cazi, age 12, Mumbai, India

What goes ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ SLLURRRRP?

Alphabet soup!

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From Jakob, age 10, Atascadero,California

What did the octopus say to the other octopus?

“May I hold your Hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,and hand?

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From JAKE, age 9, Texas,USA

What 3 letters can you eat?

P,B,AND J !

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From Winston Granny, age 6, At home

Knock knock….
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who???

Luke out below!

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From LEXI, age 7, INDIANA

What’s racecar spelled backwards?

Racecar!

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From Danilsa, age 11, Yonkers, New York!

What’s the LONGEST word in the WHOLE WORLD.?

S-MILE…because “s” is a mile from the end!

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