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Alphabet Jokes

From MNM, age 9, Wylie, Texas

Which state is the smartest?

Alabama: it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
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From P, age 16

A woman and her boyfriend were sitting next to each other. What did he say?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I next to each other.
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From Bridget, age 7, Pittsburgh, PA

What did the letter say to me?

It’s for ‘U’!
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Filed Under: Alphabet, Kids

From TJ, age 12, MS

What letter do you find in a mug?

T
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From Sagar, age 13, India

Samir: Can you spell “blind pig”?
Ali: Of course, it’s “B-L-I-N-D P-I-G”

Samir: That’s wrong! A pig with two I’s can not be blind!
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From Maddison S., age 10, Oklahoma

What happens only in the middle of each month, in all the seasons except summer, and happens only in the night, never in the day?

The letter N! moNth, autumN spriNg wiNter, Night!
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