Leanne: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Aidan: 26
Leanne: No, there’s 25.
Aidan: Why?
Because an angel flew down and said Noel! (No L)
Alphabet Jokes
What begins with T ends with T and is filled with tea?
A tea pot!
What word only has three letters, but is longer than dog?
Banana!!!!!!!!!!
Why are there only 18 letters left in the alphabet?
Because E.T. flew off in a U.F.O. and the C.I.A. chased after him.
Fred: There are only 11 letters in the alphabet.
George: No there isn’t.
Fred: Yes there is,
T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
What letter is always wet?
C! (Sea, get it?)
