Why are there only 18 letters left in the alphabet?
Because E.T. flew off in a U.F.O. and the C.I.A. chased after him.
From James J., age 11, the U.S.A.
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Alphabet Jokes
Fred: There are only 11 letters in the alphabet.
George: No there isn’t.
Fred: Yes there is,
T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
What letter is always wet?
C! (Sea, get it?)
What letter in the alphabet is always surprised?
The letter G.
Simon can you spell your name backwards?
No mis!
What did A and B get in the music store?
A CD!
