What’s in the middle of nowhere?
H!
Alphabet Jokes
How do you take varnish off?
You take the “r” away from varnish to get vanish.
What is it that starts with “t”, ends with “t” and is full of “t”?
A teapot!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the ‘w’!
What’s a 10 letter word that starts with gas?
Automobile!!
Leanne: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Aidan: 26
Leanne: No, there’s 25.
Aidan: Why?
Because an angel flew down and said Noel! (No L)
