What word only has three letters, but is longer than dog?
Banana!!!!!!!!!!
From Maybalenia, age 11, Hollywood, California
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Alphabet Jokes
Why are there only 18 letters left in the alphabet?
Because E.T. flew off in a U.F.O. and the C.I.A. chased after him.
Fred: There are only 11 letters in the alphabet.
George: No there isn’t.
Fred: Yes there is,
T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
What letter is always wet?
C! (Sea, get it?)
What letter in the alphabet is always surprised?
The letter G.
Simon can you spell your name backwards?
No mis!
