Why are there only 18 letters left in the alphabet?
Because E.T. flew off in a U.F.O. and the C.I.A. chased after him.
Alphabet Jokes
Fred: There are only 11 letters in the alphabet.
George: No there isn’t.
Fred: Yes there is,
T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
What letter is always wet?
C! (Sea, get it?)
What letter in the alphabet is always surprised?
The letter G.
Why ‘B’ is very cool?
Because it is sitting in the AC!
What did one friend say the other when she saw her fly was down?
X-Y-Z (examine your zipper)!
