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Alphabet Jokes

From Microchip, age 8, Pune, India

Why did Mr. Webster make the first dictionary?

Because whenever he said something, his wife would say,”What’s that supposed to mean?”!
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From Jim, 9 years old, USA

What’s the longest English word?

Smiles: it has a mile between the s’s.
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Filed Under: Alphabet, Riddles

From unknown, age 10, London, England

What ten-letter word starts with gas?

Automobile, the engine starts with gas!!
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From Jokemasteretsamekoj,11 years old

What are the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

T-H-E-A-L!
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From Lauryn and Jack, age 8, Ireland

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Wheres popcorn?
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From Lolo, 9 years old, Manhattan , New York

How many letters are in the alphabet?

11! “T-h-e a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t!”
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