What does Harry Potter do when he can’t open the door?
He has to Slyther-in!
Alphabet Jokes
I am in a church, but not in the people.
I am in the minister, but not in the steeple.
Who am I?
The letter R!!
Why did Mr. Webster make the first dictionary?
Because whenever he said something, his wife would say,”What’s that supposed to mean?”!
What’s the longest English word?
Smiles: it has a mile between the s’s.
What ten-letter word starts with gas?
Automobile, the engine starts with gas!!
What are the first 5 letters of the alphabet?
T-H-E-A-L!
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