Why is there a hooting noise coming from the alphabet?
I am in a church, but not in the people.
I am in the minister, but not in the steeple.
Who am I?
Why did the policeman arrest the letter?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Cody: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: After you sing your ABC’s.
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Which two letters are always jealous?