I am in a church, but not in the people.
I am in the minister, but not in the steeple.
Who am I?
The letter R!!
Alphabet Jokes
Why did the policeman arrest the letter?
He caught the “J” walking
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
Cody: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: After you sing your ABC’s.
Cody: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Cody: Running down my leg!
Which two letters are always jealous?
N.V.
What’s the longest English word?
Smiles: it has a mile between the s’s.
