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Alphabet Jokes

From Deda, 9 years old, OH

Which letter is the laziest in the alphabet?

E, because it’s always in bed!
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From Madalia, age 12, Australia

What does Harry Potter do when he can’t open the door?

He has to Slyther-in!
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From Rashmi, age 10, Colombo, Srilanka

Once three people were talking. One person said, “My wife read The Tale of Two Cities and got twins. Then the second person said that his wife read The Three Little Pigs and got triplets. Then the third person said “Oh my gosh! I have to go home quickly!
“Why?” The others asked.

“Because when I left home my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves!”
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From Nicole, age 10, South Carolina

What letters did the boy say when he saw the empty table?

OICURMT!
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From Lucas, 10 years old, Pennysilvania

Joey: What ends everything?
James: I don’t know. What?

Joey: The letter g.
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From Leeann S., age 11, Minnesota

What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?

The letter M.
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