Alphabet Jokes

From Anna, age 13, London, England

A teacher is explaining the formula for circumference. “Pi R Squared.”

A student replies…
“No they’re not! They are round!”

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From Fifi, age 10, Texas

What word is always spelled incorrect in the dictionary ?

Incorrect!

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From Mishti, age 8, Hydrerabad,India

If two is a couple and three is a crowd what is four and five?

Nine!

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From Sloane, 3 years old

What starts with an ‘e’ ends with an ‘e’ and contains one letter?

An envelope!

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From a reader age 12, Knoxville, Tennessee

What has 4 eyes but can’t see?

Mississippi!

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From Jordy, age 8, England

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer!

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