Why is there a hooting noise coming from the alphabet?
because of all the v-owls!
From Sadie, 8 years old, England
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Alphabet Jokes
I am in a church, but not in the people.
I am in the minister, but not in the steeple.
Who am I?
The letter R!!
Why did the policeman arrest the letter?
He caught the “J” walking
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
Cody: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: After you sing your ABC’s.
Cody: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Cody: Running down my leg!
Which two letters are always jealous?
N.V.
