Bird Jokes

From Baylie, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

Why did the turkey join the band?

He had the drumsticks!

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From Brie & Tes, age 10, USA

How does a hawk feel when he is embarrassed?

HAWKWARD!

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From Becca, age 7, Pacifica, CA

What does the Rabbit call the crazy Owl next door?

Weird Al!

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From Eliane, age 10, Ventura, California

What do you call six ducks in a crate?

A box of Quackers!

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From Camryn, 10 years old, USA

Why did the bird fly to the ground?

To steal my fish. Hey! That bird stole my fish!

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From Elizabeth, age 9, Laurel Hill, Florida

Where does an owl take his wife for dinner?

Hoooters!!!

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