How do you repair a broken duck?
Duck-tape the quack.
Bird Jokes
Why did the duck cross the road?
To beat up the idiot who joked about him!
What kind of bug does a bird keep in her nest to eat?
A stick bug!
What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
One has a bill on his face, the other, his face on a bill!
What do you call a parakeet that got run over by a lawn mower?
Shredded tweet!
What does a bird get at the doctor’s?
A tweetment!
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