When ducks fly in a “V” formation, why is one side usually longer than the other?
Because there are more ducks on that side!
Bird Jokes
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What’s a polygon?
A dead parrot!
Why don’t crows ever get hit by cars?
Because another crow hollers, “Caw, Caw!” (Car Car)
What is an owl’s favorite subject?
OWLGEBRA!
What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A walkie – talkie!
