A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between `unlawful and `illegal`?”
Only one hand shot up.
“OK, answer, Joan,” said the teacher.
“Unlawful is when you do something the council doesn’t allow and illegal is a sick eagle.”
Bird Jokes
Why do the birds fly south in winter?
Cause it’s too far to walk!
What type of bird do people eat at every meal?
Swallow!
What do you call an eagle with no feathers?
A bald eagle!
What did the owl say to his friend as he flew off?
Owl be seeing you later!
What do you call a snake that’s trying to become a bird?
A feather boa!
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