What do you get when you cross a parrot with a caterpillar?
A walkie-talkie!
Bird Jokes
Where do birds go to church?
In a chapel tree!
What do you call a pie that can fly?
A magpie!
What kind of songs do bluebirds sing?
Sad songs.
When ducks fly in a “V” formation, why is one side usually longer than the other?
Because there are more ducks on that side!
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
