Why don’t sea gulls fly over the bay?
If they did they would be bay gulls!
Bird Jokes
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a caterpillar?
A walkie-talkie!
Where do birds go to church?
In a chapel tree!
What do you call a pie that can fly?
A magpie!
What kind of songs do bluebirds sing?
Sad songs.
When ducks fly in a “V” formation, why is one side usually longer than the other?
Because there are more ducks on that side!
