Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Bird Jokes
What’s a polygon?
A dead parrot!
Why don’t crows ever get hit by cars?
Because another crow hollers, “Caw, Caw!” (Car Car)
What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A walkie – talkie!
If there are five birds on wire and you shoot one how many are left?
None! The rest would fly away.
What do you get if you cross an owl and a skunk?
A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot!!
