Bird Jokes

From Joanne, age 10, San Francisco, California

What did the duck say to the ballet dancer?

You quance like a duck!

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From Sarah, age 11, Quebec

What did the canary say when its new cage fell apart?

CHEEP! CHEEP!

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From a reader, age 8, Kentucky

Jack: Someone said that you look like an owl.
Jill: Who?

Jack: You sound like one too!

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From Jamie, age 10, Indiana

What kind of bird does construction work?

The crane!

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From Drizel, age 7, Richmond, VA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?

You don’t who, owls do!

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