Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had drum sticks!
Bird Jokes
A lady went to a pet shop.
“I’d like to buy two yellow canaries,” she told the owner.
“We don’t have any canaries, but we have these,” the owner said, as he showed the lady some pale green parakeets.
“That’s not what I’m looking for,” the lady stated. But the pet store owner refused to give up.
He said, “Just think of them as yellow canaries that aren’t quite ripe yet.”
How many birds can fit in a cage?
Two-Can (Toucan)!
Why does the hummingbird hum?
Because it doesn’t know the words to the song?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Who?
Who Who?
You’re not an owl!!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they’d be called be bagels.
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