Black and White Jokes

From I, age 11, Maine

What’s black and white and red all over?

Two penguins fighting over lipstick!

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From Charity, age 11, Florida

If the king sits on gold, who sits on silver?

The Lone Ranger!

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From Pragya, age 10, India

Which is the oldest animal?

The zebra; it’s in black and white.

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From Alithea Stephanie, age 11, India, Banglore

What is black and white and pink all over?

An embarrassed zebra!

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From Alline, age 9, Philippines

What is white when dirty but black when clean?

Blackboard!

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From Taylor, age 10, USA

What is black and white and red all over?

A sun burnt penguin!

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