Why did the man take a pencil to bed before sleeping?
To draw the curtains!
Black and White Jokes
What’s black white and red all over?
A skunk in a strawberry patch.
What is black and white and pink all over?
A blushing zebra!
How did the skunk phone his mother?
On a smellular phone!
What does white, green, and black =?
A zebra and a skunk fighting for a pickle!
What’s black and white with red all over?
A zombie’s newspaper!
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