Blonde Jokes

Did you hear about the blonde shoplifter?

A blonde was knitting while driving down the highway when she heard a cop yell at her, “Pull over!”

How did the blond make a snow angel?

A man walks into a restaurant and sits at the bar. He turns to the woman next to him and asks, “Can I tell you a blonde joke?”
The woman says, “Well just to warn you, I’m a blonde, I’m 5 foot 7, and a professional body builder. The woman to my right is blonde, 6 feet tall and a professional wrestler and the woman to my left is blonde, 5 foot 5 and a professional boxer. Do you still wanna tell me the joke?”

Once there was a blonde and a brunette. The blonde asked the brunette, “Can I borrow your car?”
The brunette said, “Sure, just bring it back tomorrow.”
So the next day came and the car wasn’t returned. So the brunette called the blonde and said, “Where is my car?”