Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Natalia, age 10, USA
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a race to see which one could get to an island 100 miles away from the starting line first. They would win $20,000. The brunette goes 30 miles, then drowns. The redhead goes 40 miles and gets eaten by a shark. The blonde goes 50 miles and says,”I can’t go any farther!”
From Patricia, age 12, USA
Once there was a blonde who cut off a trucker. The trucker was so mad he made her pull over. He got out and made a circle with a rock. The trucker said, “Stay in that circle.”
Then he got out a baseball bat and smashed her window. The blonde giggled. The trucker said, “You think that’s funny, watch this.” So he gets a pocket knife out and rips her seats. The blonde starts laughing.
The trucker screams, “You think that is funny, watch this.” So he gets out a gas can and a match. He starts pouring the gas all over the car and lights a match. BOOM!!! The blonde bursts out laughing. The trucker says, “What’s so funny?”
From Danica, age 7, Wisconsin
Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M factory?
From Gabby, age 11, Canada (Ontario)
Once a blonde and a redhead went out to a bar. They were watching the six o’clock news. A man was going to jump of the Brooklyn Bridge. The redhead bet the blonde $20.00 that he would jump. The blonde agreed.The man jumped and the redhead said “I can’t take your money because I saw this on the three o’clock news.”
From T-baby, age 13, USA
One day a man decided to go sit on his porch and watch the sun rise and set. The next thing you know there is a blonde running to her mailbox. She kept running back and forth from her house to the mailbox for a good ten minutes.
Finally the man got tired of wondering, and asked, “Why do you keep running back and forth to the mailbox?”
From Flo Jo, age 12, Australia
Why did the blonde stand on the bar?
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