What do Blondes do for fun?
Put M&Ms in ABC order!
Blonde Jokes
Why did the blonde nurse take a red marker to work?
Just in case she had to draw some blood!
A husband whose wife was a blonde was headed to work and was listening to the radio when a news alert came over the radio stating that there was a driver going the wrong way on the interstate highway.
He said, “I’ve got to call my wife” because that was the highway she took to work and he needed to warn her.
He called her on the cell phone and said, “Honey, watch out there is a crazy driver going the wrong way on the interstate.”
She replied, “No there isn’t. There are a million of them!
A blonde walks into a shop one day and asks, “Can I buy that stool please?”
The guy replies, “No, because you are a blonde.”
She walks away and dyes her hair purple. She goes back and asks, “Can I buy that stool please?”
The guy replies, “No because you are a blonde.”
She walks away and dyes her hair brown. She goes back again and says, “Can I buy that stool please?”
The guy replies, “No because you are a blonde.”
She says, “I have dyed my hair purple and brown, how do you know I am a blonde?”
He replies, “Because that is a microwave not a stool.”
What did the blonde say when she walked into the antique store?
What’s new?
There is an airplane going down and there is a priest, a boy scout, the President and the smartest blonde in the world on board. There are only three parachutes. The President says, “I’m the President of the USA so I have to jump.” The blonde says, “I am the smartest blonde in the world so I have to jump.” The priest says to the boy scout, ” I lived a long life so you can have the last parachute.”
The boy scout says, “That won’t be necessary, the smartest person in the world just jumped out with my backpack!”
