Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Tiffany, age 13, Pittsburg, Kansas
A blonde walked into work crying her eyes out and her boss asked her what was wrong. She said that her mom just died. Her boss told her she should take the day off. The blonde replied, “No I need to take my mind off of it.” She went into her office. Her boss said, “I will check on you in a little while.” After an hour the boss went into the office and the blonde was crying even more. He asked her what was wrong?
From Carrie, age 10, Albany, Ohio
A blonde and a brunnete had a farm. They wanted a bull. The brunnete said, “I will go to a farm and pick out the bull, when I get it, I will send you a letter and you can come get me and the bull.” So she went to a farm and brought 700 dollars with her. The bull cost 699 dollars; so she paid it and had one dollar left. When she went to send the telegram, she asked the cashier,”How much does a telegram cost?” He said, “A dollar per word.” So she thought and she said, “I will send one word, ‘comfortable.'” The cashier replied, “Why ‘comfortable?'”
From Sidney, age 9, Kentucky
There are two blondes and they walk into a diner saying, “43 days, 43 days.” Some more blondes walk in and one blonde says, “We’d like some cokes.” She then says, “43 days.” The server sees a framed Elmo puzzle and asks, ” What’s up with the 43 days and the Elmo puzzle?”
From Ashlee, age 10, Eastland, Texas
A blonde was swerving down the road and a police officer pulls her over and says, “Miss, why are you swerving?
The blonde replies, “Well there is a tree in the middle of the road and I’m trying not to hit it.
From Alysha, age 12, Canada
How does a blonde kill a fish?
From a reader, age 12, York, Pennsylvania
There are 4 blondes and a brunette on a plane. The pilot says,”The load is too heavy, we’re going to have to drop something.” So he drops some of the load. The pilot says again, “The load is still too heavy, I have to drop more.” He drops more of the cargo. The pilot says again, ” The load is still too heavy, so I’ll have to drop the bottom of the plane.”
“Hold on!” The pilot says “The load is still too heavy, which one of you will volunteer to let go?” The brunette says “I’ll do it.”
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