Bug Jokes

From Taylor, 10 years old, Jessup,Georgia

Where do bees pee?

In the BP station

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From Josiah, age 11, New York

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Your great-ant!

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From Alexander Graziano, 7 years old, Prairie Village, Kansas

What did the snail say after winning the race?

Snailed it!

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From Khali Al Raki., 8 years old, Bouskoura, Morocco

What does a fire fly say before a race?

On your mark, get set, GLOW!

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From Lilly, 10 years old, U.S.A

What kind of bug likes butter?

A butterfly!

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From Jackie, age 9, Toronto

What did the bee say when he went into the hive?

Gee, it’s swarm in here!

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