Jokes By Kids

Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.

  • Home
  • Submit a Joke
  • Joke Apps
  • Joke Books
  • Joke Newsletter
  • Art By Kids
  • About
  • What’s New?
You are here: Home » Bug » Page 19

Bug Jokes

From Madeleine C., 11 years old, Montgomery,Texas

A scientist was doing an experiment on fleas. He pulled one leg off the flea, and said,”Jump flea!”, and the flea jumped. Then he pulled the second leg off and told it to jump. It jumped. Next he pulled the third leg off and told it to jump. It jumped. He did the same for the fourth and fifth. He pulled the sixth leg off and told it to jump, it did not jump. So the scientist said, “I conclude that when you remove all the legs from a flea,……

…. he is deaf.”
Please wait...

Filed Under: Bug

From Copper, 12 years old, Colorado

What happened when the spider got a new car?

He took it for a spin!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Bug

From Lee, 7 years old, Hattiesburg, MS

When does B come after U ?

When you steal some of its honey !
Please wait...

Filed Under: Alphabet, Bug

From Jojo the Girl!, 10 years old, Georgia,USA

What kind of bug can’t go into the men’s bathroom?

A ladybug!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Bug

From Belen, 11 years old, El Paso, Texas

What was the spider doing on the computer ?

Making a web site!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Bug, Computer

From Mark, a grownup, Canada

What kind of bees give milk?

Boo-bee’s!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Bug

  • « Previous Page
  • 1
  • …
  • 17
  • 18
  • 19
  • 20
  • 21
  • …
  • 34
  • Next Page »

Get Jokes by Email
Twice a Week

Privacy Pledge: Your information
will never be sold or shared.

Top Jokes

  1. +1413
    -70
    Yo Mama
    Rating: +1343. From 1483 votes.
  2. +751
    -27
    Pretty Polly!
    Rating: +724. From 778 votes.
  3. +629
    -12
    Eating Homework
    Rating: +617. From 641 votes.
  4. +619
    -7
    Names Matter
    Rating: +612. From 626 votes.
  5. +449
    -22
    Crazy Blonde
    Rating: +427. From 471 votes.
  6. +424
    -13
    Statue of Liberty
    Rating: +411. From 437 votes.

Let’s Keep in Touch!


Our Joke Books

volume 1 volume 2

Categories

  • 4th of July
  • Alphabet
  • Animal
  • Art By Kids
  • Baseball
  • Bird
  • Black and White
  • Blonde
  • Bug
  • Cat
  • Chicken
  • Christmas
  • Clothing
  • Computer
  • Cow
  • Cross the Road
  • Dance
  • Dinosaur
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Dolphin
  • Elephant
  • Flower and Garden
  • Food
  • For Parents
  • Frog
  • Geography
  • Ghost
  • Halloween
  • Hamster
  • Health and Body
  • Holiday
  • Home and House
  • Kids
  • Knock Knock
  • Library
  • Math
  • Miscellaneous
  • Money
  • Monkey
  • Music
  • New Years
  • Ocean and Beach
  • Penguin
  • People
  • Pig
  • Pirate
  • Policeman
  • Riddles
  • Rock
  • School
  • Science
  • Shark
  • Shoe
  • Snake
  • Space
  • Sports
  • Stamp
  • Tennis
  • Thanksgiving
  • Time
  • Transportation
  • Turtle
  • Uncategorized
  • Weather
  • What Did?
  • What's New?
  • Wolf
  • Work
  • Yo Mama
  • Zombie

About Us

9647 clean kids jokes, and growing every day! JokesByKids.com is published by me, Barbara J. Feldman: mom, wife, syndicated columnist, and founder of Surfnetkids.com.

Jokes By Kids is now also available as free app.

Comments and questions are welcome at ReplyToBarbara.com

Our Joke Books

volume 1 volume 2

Like Us on Facebook