Bug Jokes

From Vines, age 5, Texas

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

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From Nikki S, age 10, Sumter, SC

Where did the bee go when he couldn’t make honey?

A buzz-ness place!

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From Luluo, age 10, USA

What do ticks get when they are sick?

They get the tickups!

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From Kayla, age 8, El Paso ,Texas

What did the Sushi say to the Bee

Wa-sa-Bee?

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From Susie, age 13, Paris, France

What do you call a yellow, blue, red and green thing that has 4 legs?

I don’t know but I can see one on your shoulder !

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From Brennan, age 8, Toronto, Canada

What is the difference between a newspaper and a TV?

Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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