Bug Jokes

From Hinata, age 3, Tokyo, Japan

What lies on its back a million feet in the air?

A millipede

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From Jackie, age 10, Orlando Florida

What did the bee say to its wife?

You’re BEE-you-ti-full!

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From James, age 12, Canada

What did the flea say to the other flea?

Do you want to walk or take the dog?

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From Kyla, age 8, New Zealand

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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From Rassy, age 10, Wesson, Mississippi

What is the first thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a car wind shield?

It’s butt!

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From Ali , age 10, San Antonio, Texas

What did one firefly say to the other?

You glow girl!

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