Bug Jokes

From Nikki S, age 10, Sumter, SC

Where did the bee go when he couldn’t make honey?

A buzz-ness place!

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From Luluo, age 10, USA

What do ticks get when they are sick?

They get the tickups!

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From Kayla, age 8, El Paso ,Texas

What did the Sushi say to the Bee

Wa-sa-Bee?

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From Brennan, age 8, Toronto, Canada

What is the difference between a newspaper and a TV?

Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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From Hinata, age 3, Tokyo, Japan

What lies on its back a million feet in the air?

A millipede

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From Jackie, age 10, Orlando Florida

What did the bee say to its wife?

You’re BEE-you-ti-full!

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