What has more lives than a cat?
A frog! It croaks every night!
Cat Jokes
Ask me if I am a tiger.
Are you a tiger?
Yup. OK, ask me if I am kitten.
Are you a kitten?
No, I just told you I am a tiger!
What kind of animal do you not want to play cards with?
A cheetah!
Why shouldn’t you play games with a cheetah?!
Because they cheat!
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies!
What do you call Christopher Columbus’ cat?
Christofurry Columbus!
