Chicken Jokes

From Anna, age 8, Texes

Why did the chicken cross the kitchen?

Because he did not want to be cooked!

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From Annamia & Maci, 10 years old, America, GA Newnan

What did the chicken say when her egg hatched?

That’s eggcellent!

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From Hannah, 12 years old, Don't wanna tell

If one side of a barn’s roof is red, and the other is blue, a rooster will come and lay an egg on the top. which side does the egg roll down?

Neither! Roosters don’t lay eggs!

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From Julliet, 3 years old, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from KFC!!!!

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From Nikki, 10 years old, USA, Michigan

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

‘Cause KFC was across the street!

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From Deajah Ann C. , age 11, New York

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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